~Since my past two posts have been about summer-related things, I’m going to switch it up a bit. Instead, I’m going to write about how much my laptop sucks!
~Seriously, this thing is a piece of crap. First of all, it’s monstrous. It’s three inches bigger than my lap. And it barely fits on my desk (not that that’s saying much… my desk is like, two inches wide).
~Second. When I turn it on, it makes an EXTREMELY loud rumbly noise. Which is fine, as long as you’re not trying to turn on your laptop at midnight while your little brother is sleeping in the room next to you. I have to sit there and put pressure on my CD drive to stifle the noise. It’s loads of fun.
~Numero trois. The keyboard is really bad. I’ll try to type “concubine” and end up with “onubne”. Then I have to backspace and hit every key extremely hard to get what I want. (Don’t ask why I want to type “concubine”… DON’T JUDGE ME.)
~And four. The most annoying, out of all… THE INTERNET SUCKS. I’ll be on Facebook, procrastinating, and I’ll try to talk to two of my friends at the same time on chat. Well, a few seconds after that second chat window pops up, my internet crashes. Then I’ll get back on the internet and try to procrastinate on Facebook and YouTube at the same time, right? Well, a few seconds after that second tab pops up, guess what happens? “Windows is trying to locate the cause of this problem.” You know what, thanks Windows, but after a few seconds (or minutes), you always say, “Windows could not locate the cause of this problem.” You still get a star for effort though… LOL jk, your problem-locator sucks. Fire him.
~So that’s what’s wrong with my laptop. Get me a new one, please. For… the Fourth of July.
